Its christmas day and it's time for dinner,
The most filling meal of the year,
There's just one thing that I fear,
The smell of sprouts expelled from Dad's rear!
Well those days could be over with the perfect gift for this year.................................
Fart filter Y fronts help to mask the distinct odour of brussels with a more pleasant essence of christmas.
Each scented filter can be discreetly inserted into the rear pouch before lunch to ensure the after dinner delights of the Queen's speech can be enjoyed without any embarrassment.
Available in three festive scents: Mulled wine, Norwegian Spruce and Orange & Cinnamon.
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