Idea No. 3 - Anti Splash-back Vacuum Urinal

All guys know the horrors of walking into the mens toilets to find the floor awash with piss. Whether its bulky men with jet spray peeing or just poor aimers, the common urinal design just can't prevent this. Well there could be a solution.















The vacuum urinal sucks pee into the plug preventing splash back and catering for off target weeing.

Gone are the days of lifting your jeans in the public loo.

Idea no. 2 - BMW Back Off Message Display

We have all had the wonderful experience of some BMW twit tailgating, and seemingly trying to dry hump the crap out of your car!

Well not anymore!

With the BMW Back Off Message Display you can express yourself verbally instead of flicking the vees.


With straight to the point messages like,
“REMOVE YOUR BUMPER FROM MY ARSE YOU BMW KNOB” 
and “STOP TRYING TO MAKE UP FOR THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE A TINY PENIS” and many more.

These insults are automatically displayed when ANY car gets within 2 metres of your rear bumper, and let’s face it statistically it’s going to be a BMW, don’t believe me then take a look at these: BMW drivers are angriest on the road or How your car could be giving away clues about your personality

Idea No. 1 - The Fountain Cereal Bowl

Yesterday whilst eating my cornflakes I had a great idea! In my opinion there's nothing worse in the morning than dry cornflakes. My usual way of preventing this is to a pour a little milk over the cornflakes and then stir as I eat; making sure that every flake gets an adequate soaking. Others may choose to fill their bowl with milk but run the risk of soggy cereal (Yuk!) In searching the web for solutions I came across How To Prevent Soggy Cereal. However, eating cornflakes doesn't have to be such a struggle!

The solution: The fountain cereal bowl

How it works: Circulates the milk in a fountain motion, evenly distributing milk over every flake

Eco credentials: 62 million people in Britain, of which I estimate 25% have milk in their breakfast cereal. When using the fountain cereal bowl the amount of milk added could be as much as halved, saving thousands of litres of milk.