We have all had the wonderful experience of some BMW twit tailgating, and seemingly trying to dry hump the crap out of your car!
Well not anymore!
With the BMW Back Off Message Display you can express yourself verbally instead of flicking the vees.
With straight to the point messages like,
“REMOVE YOUR BUMPER FROM MY ARSE YOU BMW KNOB”
and “STOP TRYING TO MAKE UP FOR THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE A TINY PENIS” and many more.
These insults are automatically displayed when ANY car gets within 2 metres of your rear bumper, and let’s face it statistically it’s going to be a BMW, don’t believe me then take a look at these: BMW drivers are angriest on the road or How your car could be giving away clues about your personality
at a good price, it would make a good Xmas pressie!
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