Fart Filter Y Fronts - Christmas Themed Idea No. 6

Its christmas day and it's time for dinner,

The most filling meal of the year,

There's just one thing that I fear,

The smell of sprouts expelled from Dad's rear!

Well those days could be over with the perfect gift for this year.................................

 Fart filter Y fronts help to mask the distinct odour of brussels with a more pleasant essence of christmas. 

Each scented filter can be discreetly inserted into the rear pouch before lunch to ensure the after dinner delights of the Queen's speech can be enjoyed without any embarrassment. 

Available in three festive scents: Mulled wine, Norwegian Spruce and Orange & Cinnamon. 

Idea No.5 - Perfect Slice

Slicing bread is such a pain. I always end up with slices that are wedge shaped and unequal. You could get the bread sliced in the supermarket/bakery but that means it will go stale quicker. This got me thinking about the solution below. A simple box template that guides the knife to achieve perfect thickness slices.

It even folds up flat like those chopping boards by that stylish kitchen design company we all know!!

Idea No. 4 - Sausage Toaster

You come in from a late night out, you crave a sausage sandwich (come on don’t be childish, no pun intended), but the thought of turning on the grill or heating up the frying pan puts you off!

Sound familiar?

Well not anymore, the sausage toaster is the one step device that will grill your sausage.

It’s quick, it’s easy, and its cooks to perfection every time. Just slot the sausages in, push down the handle and wait for the toaster to pop them out, sausage sandwich heaven here we come!

If you think this idea is snack-a-licious then VOTE HIT,

On the other hand if you disagree then voice your concerns and VOTE SHIT! 

Idea No. 3 - Anti Splash-back Vacuum Urinal

All guys know the horrors of walking into the mens toilets to find the floor awash with piss. Whether its bulky men with jet spray peeing or just poor aimers, the common urinal design just can't prevent this. Well there could be a solution.















The vacuum urinal sucks pee into the plug preventing splash back and catering for off target weeing.

Gone are the days of lifting your jeans in the public loo.

Idea no. 2 - BMW Back Off Message Display

We have all had the wonderful experience of some BMW twit tailgating, and seemingly trying to dry hump the crap out of your car!

Well not anymore!

With the BMW Back Off Message Display you can express yourself verbally instead of flicking the vees.


With straight to the point messages like,
“REMOVE YOUR BUMPER FROM MY ARSE YOU BMW KNOB” 
and “STOP TRYING TO MAKE UP FOR THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE A TINY PENIS” and many more.

These insults are automatically displayed when ANY car gets within 2 metres of your rear bumper, and let’s face it statistically it’s going to be a BMW, don’t believe me then take a look at these: BMW drivers are angriest on the road or How your car could be giving away clues about your personality

Idea No. 1 - The Fountain Cereal Bowl

Yesterday whilst eating my cornflakes I had a great idea! In my opinion there's nothing worse in the morning than dry cornflakes. My usual way of preventing this is to a pour a little milk over the cornflakes and then stir as I eat; making sure that every flake gets an adequate soaking. Others may choose to fill their bowl with milk but run the risk of soggy cereal (Yuk!) In searching the web for solutions I came across How To Prevent Soggy Cereal. However, eating cornflakes doesn't have to be such a struggle!

The solution: The fountain cereal bowl

How it works: Circulates the milk in a fountain motion, evenly distributing milk over every flake

Eco credentials: 62 million people in Britain, of which I estimate 25% have milk in their breakfast cereal. When using the fountain cereal bowl the amount of milk added could be as much as halved, saving thousands of litres of milk.